Woman Responds to Request to Send Nudes With Photos of Nude Makeup Palettes

Any person who has ever used a dating app — or, the internet, really — has, invariably, been asked to "send nudes" at some point (ugh, what a horrific world we live in). It's quite a rude request, and saying "no" usually leads to pleas of "aww, come on!" (or worse, unsolicited dick pics). One woman, though, came up with a pretty brilliant response to the aforementioned (and unwarranted) request — and, believe it or not, it actually does involve sending nudes. Well, kinda.

According to Popsugar, the genius exchange began when South African student Nicole Moses received a Facebook message from a stranger asking for photos of herself in lingerie. Instead of shutting him down, Moses decided to comply — by sending the requester a snapshot of Nyx's Lip Lingerie collection. (See where this is going?)

Unsurprisingly, the dude did not get the message, responding to Moses' witty reply by informing her "lol I meant like nudes." Again, Moses complied, this time sending her admirer pics of Maybelline's The Nudes eye shadow palette.

<cite class="credit">Courtesy of Nicole Moses</cite>
Courtesy of Nicole Moses

The (apparently completely clueless) guy tried once more, writing simply, "naked???" This time, Moses responded to his desperate plea by sharing a snap of Urban Decay's iconic Naked palette — probably while laughing her ass off, because her move was just so damn perfect.

<cite class="credit">Courtesy of Nicole Moses</cite>
Courtesy of Nicole Moses

The exchange ended there after the anonymous creepy dude blocked Moses for standing up for herself. She then decided to share a screenshot of the texts to Facebook's closed Beauty Book group. Speaking to Popsugar, Moses explained: "It was a completely random request, I was just checking my messages last night and saw this one, and as someone who has had [it up [to here with random guys asking for nudes, I decided to have a little fun with this one ... I'd urge every woman to show these losers that we don't take their crap anymore."

We couldn't have said (or done) it any better ourselves. All hail.


Editor-approved sexting tips:

  1. How to Take a Tasteful Nude Selfie

  2. An Etiquette Guide to Receiving Nudes Without Being an Asshole About It

  3. How to Take a Dick Pic That Actually Looks Good


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