IMO, a well-balanced meal is a slice of pizza in each hand, so today for lunch that's exactly what I had. And even though my mom probably wouldn't approve of my double-slice decision, it led to a life-changing discovery.
I dove into my pepperoni pizza with the ferocity of a thousand ravenous lions. I didn't even take care to wipe my face, because I'm wearing Wet N Wild's MegaLast Matte Liquid Lipstick today and that stuff could withstand an atomic bomb.
As I enthusiastically stuffed my face, I realized that my life-proof lipstick was coming off like nothing. What was this sorcery?!
Instantly my mind was flooded with possibilities. Could pizza be the solution the raw, chafed lips I always have as a result of my obsession with paint-like lipsticks? I needed to know, so I did what any dedicated beauty writer would do: I smeared grease all over my lips.
And it worked like a freaking charm:
So, it's official. Pizza really is the solution to all of life's problems.
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