The Perfect Fall Food for Your Astrology Sign

Laura Beck
Cosmopolitan

From Cosmopolitan

ARIES

The same ol’-same ol’ bores you and so this ~fall comfort food season~, why not try something new in the form of this vegan Sriracha mac and cheese? It’s creamy, cheesy, spicy, and filled with flavor - just like you! (That kinda works; just go with it!)

TAURUS

It’s the beginning of the holidays and you’re all about that decadence, so pumpkin cinnamon rolls are it - heavily drizzled with icing, please. This is fall and you’re all about treating yo’ self.

GEMINI

The sweet and spicy fall salad with pecans, maple syrup, pears, and mustard is just as multidimensional as you are. Plus, if you bring this to a fall potluck, you’ll be heaped with praise, which you know the Gemini needs loves!)

CANCER

You need the traditional stuff and it doesn’t get much more traditional than pumpkin pie. Or maybe apple. Either way, you’re sticking to a classic recipe out of the Joy of Cooking and then you’ll eat it a la mode with vanilla ice cream while watching It’s a Wonderful Life.

LEO

Whatever it is, it better be LARGE and IN CHARGE! So you know Leo’s are all about those loaded potato skins! Pile them high with every topping imaginable and then devour them with whatever pumpkin brew is on tap. This is living!

VIRGO

No single recipe is gonna keep you interested. No, the Virgo goes all out and makes an entire holiday feast, and every dish is perfect. And, seriously, nobody else has to bring anything; you’ll do all the work! (Don’t forget to put that on the invite so you’re not horrified when someone brings something that doesn’t *perfectly* fit with your theme!)

LIBRA

Putting together the perfect mixture of flavors in a giant bowl of chili is your specialty. Balancing the heat with the sweetness, and making sure it’s just hearty enough, but not too heavy, is your speciality.

SCORPIO

You won’t be consuming anything in the autumn months that won’t light up your libido. God, you’re so intense! This Spicy Hot Chocolate Pie is just the thing to keep your kitchen (and love life!) caliente.

SAGITTARIUS

Caramel apples are just fun and weird enough to keep you interested! Invite over some friends and get a ton of toppings so you can get super creative and crazy with it. And OMG, you have to make these glitter caramel apples. Get ready to let your DIY-skills shine!

CAPRICORN

You need a challenge and that is why, I’m gonna go ahead and say that mastering the Chermumple would be the quickest way to make a Cappy proud. It’s three pies and three cakes and very intense and I’m prettttty sure only a Capricorn has the skills to make it. Send a pic??

AQUARIUS

Everyone knows Aquarians give a crap where their food comes from - the most ethically-minded of the zodiac signs would bring something good for herself, good for the people she loves, and good for the planet. Presenting: Apple Cider Glazed Sweet Potatoes. (And you know they’re still be tasty AF because even though she’s all about spiritual alignment, she’s also all about those tasty treats.)

PISCES

Pisces aren’t held down by traditional ideas of "fall" and "comfort" so the German Chocolate Cake Donut is the best of all words. The flavors are distinctly autumnal, but they’re delivered in an odd package that’s 100-percent its own, delicious thing. Like you!

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