Kids say the most ridiculous things, right? Yes, they do. And now, the parents (and people who have raised kids) of Reddit have joined together to share the most ridiculous - or dumbest, in their words - things they've ever heard their kids say. Here are 9 hilarious comments.
1. The Future Bachelor
"When my oldest was 5, I was pregnant. I found out I was having a boy and we excitedly told him he was having a brother. He started crying. Like, full on sobbing. Through the tears he asked, 'if you have a boy who will I marry when I grow up???' We had to explain a lot of things that day." -katikaboom
2. The Budding Comedian
"My son (4 years old) proudly tells me a joke that he made up himself. 'Why did the momma chicken throw her eggs at the car?"
'"She didn't want her babies anymore.'" -Sithis1415
3. Lost In Translation
"Son (in tears): My sister called me a trapezoid!
Me: Do you know what a trapezoid is?
Son: No! She always uses big word I don't understand!
Me: ...." -BlueMacaw
4. The Insightful Inquisitor
"My daughter (around 5 or 6) asked 'What animal did my chicken nugget used to be?' one night at dinner when we were talking about the importance of appreciating/understanding where food came from." -narcolepsyinc
5. The Blame-Shifter
"Me: Can you tidy your room please!?!
4 year old son: But I'm playing a game...and in the game, this ain't my room.
I did not know where to go with that. It's not really that dumb, but funny nonetheless." -ownworstenemy38
6. Gender Confustion
"'Daddy you have a HUGE vagina!"'(He was wearing boxers btw.)" -crtochfruit_tree
7. The Big Dreamer
"'I wish I was a bird so that I could lay eggs.' To lay eggs. Nope, not to fly. To lay f*cking eggs." -pancslady
8. The Truth-Teller
"Me: Did you just poop behind the sofa?
3 year old: Yes.
3 year old: To see what it felt like.
Me: OK what did it feel like?"
3 year old: Awkward.
Had to leave the room laughing." - Kuehnel001
9. The Liar
"Before going to bed two nights ago.
Me: Did you brush your teeth?
Me: Tonight ?
Child: .....Oh...I thought you meant last night." -318daily
(Answers have been lightly edited for punctuation and spelling.)
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