9 Parents Reveal The Dumbest Things Their Kids Have Ever Said

Mallory Schlossberg
Redbook

From Redbook

Kids say the most ridiculous things, right? Yes, they do. And now, the parents (and people who have raised kids) of Reddit have joined together to share the most ridiculous - or dumbest, in their words - things they've ever heard their kids say. Here are 9 hilarious comments.

1. The Future Bachelor

"When my oldest was 5, I was pregnant. I found out I was having a boy and we excitedly told him he was having a brother. He started crying. Like, full on sobbing. Through the tears he asked, 'if you have a boy who will I marry when I grow up???' We had to explain a lot of things that day." -katikaboom

2. The Budding Comedian

"My son (4 years old) proudly tells me a joke that he made up himself. 'Why did the momma chicken throw her eggs at the car?"

'Why?'

'"She didn't want her babies anymore.'" -Sithis1415

Photo credit: Giphy
Photo credit: Giphy

3. Lost In Translation

"Son (in tears): My sister called me a trapezoid!

Me: Do you know what a trapezoid is?

Son: No! She always uses big word I don't understand!

Me: ...." -BlueMacaw

4. The Insightful Inquisitor

"My daughter (around 5 or 6) asked 'What animal did my chicken nugget used to be?' one night at dinner when we were talking about the importance of appreciating/understanding where food came from." -narcolepsyinc

Photo credit: Giphy
Photo credit: Giphy

5. The Blame-Shifter

"Me: Can you tidy your room please!?!

4 year old son: But I'm playing a game...and in the game, this ain't my room.

I did not know where to go with that. It's not really that dumb, but funny nonetheless." -ownworstenemy38

6. Gender Confustion

"'Daddy you have a HUGE vagina!"'(He was wearing boxers btw.)" -crtochfruit_tree

7. The Big Dreamer

"'I wish I was a bird so that I could lay eggs.' To lay eggs. Nope, not to fly. To lay f*cking eggs." -pancslady

8. The Truth-Teller

"Me: Did you just poop behind the sofa?

3 year old: Yes.

Me: Why?

3 year old: To see what it felt like.

Me: OK what did it feel like?"

3 year old: Awkward.

Had to leave the room laughing." - Kuehnel001

Photo credit: Giphy
Photo credit: Giphy

9. The Liar

"Before going to bed two nights ago.

Me: Did you brush your teeth?

Child: Yes

Me: Tonight ?

Child: .....Oh...I thought you meant last night." -318daily

(Answers have been lightly edited for punctuation and spelling.)

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