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  • Shelly, the Ultimate Internet Meltdown

    Well, the election is over, obama won. and we filthy americans have to continue on with our democratic lives as though nothing changed.we'll eat, drink, be generally irritating and -oh, what's that? Oh yes! i forgot that post elections are often full of internet fallout from the losers! and 50 percent of the country lost! surely we have something to gawk and and give viral credence, am i right?BEHOLD! as i show you the ultimate display of pure viral online hypocrisy as only I, wolf banderson, and the internet can show!http://www.youtube. ...

  • The Great Presidential Election, the Greatest Gambling System

    Hello.wolf banderson here, and i am upset.i was looking at the recent string of presidential electory macguffinism and i saw......a sadistic joke. no punch line, just a jest, a joke that absolutely had to have a punch line, for the hopes and dreams of millions depended on it.and isn't that the punch line?vote for me! i'm mr. perfect!no! vote for me! i'm black and think through all of my decisions!vote for me, i'm backed by chuck norris.vote for me, i love jesus!vote for me! i hate homosexuality and promise to root it out for you!vote for me, because, because..... ...

  • Kingdom Hearts 3d Dream Drop Distance Review, by Wolf Banderson, King of the Internet

    Kingdom hearts 3d wolf banderson review, dream, drop, distance

  • God Bless a Full Half of America. To the Bones with the Rest

    Hello, you're all probably wondering why the king of the internet has decided to rear his furry head once again.i have been scanning the internet, gazing upon its varied surfaces for any form of injustices.then i found this.this.....insult...this....atrocity....this....wonderful exercise in blunt, cold, ruthless-kill-or-be-killed-honesty.i refer to none other than the calamitous descent of our dearly beloved former presidential candidate, mitt romney (AKA Dogcarmanrepublican)i saw this,,,,video, on youtube.Then an article.Then another article. ...

  • Dear Anonymous

    why?! why?!!why must you guys create even more unnecessary chaos?that's my job and I do it very well thank you!I mean-what the hell guys?you trying to steal my shtick or what?whatever, whaatever.so, down to business.you have been a thorn in the side of the internet for a very, very long time.you have ruled over it with a silent hand, protecting the rights of internet users and openly defying the government.again- MY JOB!!!so I have a humble request to make of you, will you....for no apparent reason whatsoever. ...