Twitter critics poured scorn on Trump's announcement he'll release a transcript of his first phone call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
“Don’t follow the red herrings. Don’t chase the shiny object. Don’t fall for the okey-doke. Don’t be distracted."
One idea reportedly kicked around by the pair was "The Apprentice: White House." But Trump dismissed it as "false reporting."
By counting Trump's truths, "you could do it on one or two hands," said Tony Schwartz. "And they were accidental."
"Mike Pompeo speaking about how walls are cruel is like watching a shark say the sight of blood makes it faint."
The newspaper explained how the president's targeting of the official who sparked the impeachment inquiry poses "a grave threat."