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Satire The New Yorker
Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order Against Trump
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)-In an extraordinary rebuke of the President of the United States, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump. The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts’ organization. Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the restraining order “out of an abundance of caution,” the girls themselves were “in no way, shape or form” afraid of President Trump. “They’re prepared to deal with bobcats and bears,” she said. “They can handle a malignant narcissist.” Trump wasted little time responding
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Lifestyle Business Insider
We tried fried chicken from 4 fast food chains - and the winner was clear
The INSIDER Summary: We tried fried chicken from Popeyes, Church's, Chick-fil-A, and KFC to see who makes it the best. KFC was the clear loser - their chicken was dry and their batter was bland. Chick-fil-A came in third place because while we loved the batter's flavor and seasoning, but the chicken didn't taste as authentic because the chain doesn't offer meat on the bone. Church's came in second place. The meat was juicy and tender, but its batter wasn't as flavorful as Popeyes, which came in first place. A good piece of fried chicken has to achieve the difficult balance of being crispy on the outside, and juicy on the inside. Not all restaurants get it right - which is why we set out to find
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U.S. The Independent
Mother comes home to find child covered in blood and saying she was sexually abused
A North Carolina woman has told authorities she returned home from work recently to find her seven-year-old daughter covered in blood, claiming to have been sexually assaulted. The girl told her mother she had been assaulted by Brentley Jason Breyers, the man she refers to as “father,” according to police. The woman told authorities she had left her four children with Mr Bryers on Friday morning while she went to work.
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U.S. Good Morning America
Tinder couple whose 3 years of messages went viral meets for 1st time on 'GMA'
Michelle Arendas and Josh Avsec, two Kent State University students, swiped right to match on the dating app Tinder in September 2014. Since then, they’ve engaged in an epic 21st century love story, texting each other over the course of three years. But they've taken months to reply to each other, giving increasingly creative excuses for the delay. Most surprising: they've never met in person.But that all changed today on “Good Morning America.”“This is a dream come true. I can’t believe I’m seeing her right now,” Avsec, 22, said of the heart-melting moment on “GMA. ...
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Style New York Post
Sports Illustrated models debut sexy swimwear for real women
Miami Swim Week is always a hot ticket. But this year’s swim wear showcase was especially steamy. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit topped the annual event’s Saturday show with the debut of its body-inclusive Sports Illustrated Swim and Active apparel line, shown on a stunning cast of curvy, real-women models. The bathing beauties, all finalists in a contest that will culminate with a winner being photographed for the February Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illustrated, rocked styles such as bust-enhancing metallic one-pieces, super high-cut briefs designed to flaunt strong legs and tiny tops revealing gorgeously rounded tummies. “[People in the crowd] lost their minds when the curvy girls came out,” MJ
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U.S. Yahoo StyleSame-Sex Couple Rejected by Bridal Boutique Fires Back
A gay couple was left "stunned" after they were turned away from a bridal store for reasons of “faith.”
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Politics HuffPost
Sean Hannity's Attempt To Slam Jake Tapper Blows Up In His Face
Sean Hannity probably didn’t expect to inspire a Twitter love-fest Monday night when he told his viewers to tweet their criticisms to “fake news Jake Tapper.”
