Tears! Brad Pitt’s and Angelina Jolie’s Wax Figures Break Up Too

Even Angelina's and Brad's wax figures have broken up! (Photo: Getty Images)
Even Angelina’s and Brad’s wax figures have broken up! (Photo: Getty Images)

The breakup of Brangelina is officially official now that Madame Tussauds has separated their wax figures.

The famed museum announced on Wednesday that it had split up the pair in its venues around the globe. A photo released by the museum showed Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in different parts of a showroom, with Robert Pattinson awkwardly placed between them. They must not have a Marion Cotillard figure because she’s the only name being thrown into the mix, though numerous reports indicate that she had nothing to do with the split.

“Following the news that has shocked celebrity watchers worldwide, we can confirm we have separated Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s figures,” read a tweet from the museum’s account. Well played!

The Jolie-Pitts, whose divorce made headlines on Tuesday after 12 years together and two years of marriage, are staples at Madame Tussauds locations around the world. There have been several different incarnations of them throughout the years. Important to know is that each figurine costs an estimated $300,000 to construct.

Madame Tussauds unveils new wax figures for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ahead of Brad's 50th birthday on Dec. 18 at Madame Tussauds on Dec. 17, 2013, in London. (Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images)
Ahead of Brad’s 50th birthday in 2013, the London venue debuted this waxy couple — and Angie’s leg. (Photo: Getty Images)
A year before, they were all dressed up against the Sydney skyline. (Photo: Getty Images)
A year before, they were all dressed up against the Sydney skyline. (Photo: Getty Images)
Wax figures of actors Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt stand at Madame Tussauds on Jan. 30, 2012, in Berlin. (Photo: Adam Berry/Getty Images)
This is what German tourists get to see. Brad Pitt, channeling Daniel Craig, with a sparkly looking Angie. (Photo: Getty Images)
When the Hollywood venue opened in 2010, these two were main attractions for fans looking for funny photo ops. (Photo: Getty Images)
When the Hollywood venue opened in 2010, these two were main attractions for fans looking for funny photo ops. (Photo: Getty Images)
Angelina Jolie's and Brad Pitt's wax figures are now posing together at Madame Tussauds in London. (Photo: Fred Duval/FilmMagic)
We’re not wax-figure experts, but we think they’ve come a long way since these two debuted in London in 2008. Is that really supposed to be Brad? (Photo: FilmMagic)
The Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt wax figure debuts at Madame Tussauds with her parents' wax figures on July 26, 2006, in New York City. (Photo: Scott Gries/Getty Images)
Remember how big of a deal it was when Shiloh was born in 2006? It was such a big deal at the New York City museum that Shi even got her own figurine. (Photo: Getty Images)
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Aniston at the Madame Tussauds in London. (Photo: James Quinton/WireImage)
Love triangle, wax style! Of course Jennifer Aniston was worked into the mix. This was in London in 2005. No explanation for the weird costumes. (Photo: James Quinton/WireImage)

Now that the wax figurines have been separated, we will really have to come to terms with the split of the Hollywood power couple. Thank goodness we have Tips for Coping With the Brangelina Divorce (Including Swigging Their Award-Winning Rosé). We’ll be trying No. 4 today.